I remember exactly where I was, exactly how it felt that night. When I hear it now of course I only hear Naya, but I also remember my silver bridesmaid dress with the sweetheart neckline and my rust orange fall flowers bouquet. Kurt: To get back at Puck, aren't you guys dating? We would like to show you a description here but the site won't allow us. Rachel: Okay, wait. And there is only one type of person that carries cash and a pager. Why dont you save the lecture for the theater nerds that are gonna starve in New York while desperately trying to tap dance their way into the chorus of Godspell No offense, Gayberry. After a few instances of Santana being cute and flustered in front of her new diner coworker, they end up with a night shift together. Maybe it has nothing to do with me and Brittany. Rosario Cruz. I did. This is it. And it worked. They were never about the kind of love she feels for Brittany, or even how she felt about Dani. Very well written especially Valeries on the hurt locker scene that turned me into a fan of Naya, Santana, Britanna and Glee. Santana: And just so you know, I bought custom bibs for me and Mercedes cause weez be going Mercedes and Santana: To Breadstix! No, kiss me! Santana: It was more fun doing it together. Copyright 2009 - 2023 The Excitant Group, LLC. Excellent layout, Philippine Politics and Governance W1 _ Grade 11/12 Modules SY. I remember crying as I watched someone I love walk down the aisle to marry the woman of her dreams. Naya, girl, Im just so sorry. Some of them are shared by many of us, and probably by you too. Santana to Mr. Schuester, Bad Reputation. Wait, do you honestly think that we can sell twenty thousand pieces of anythings? Everyone! I need something warm beneath me or else I can't digest my food. I will hit you so hard that you won't be able to wake up until you're old enough to be Funny Lady. The tight clasped hug that comes after, holding on to her best friend for dear life because everything around them is changing and they are each others only certainty. Rachel: (reading from phone) Santana Lopez- Nude, lez, boobies, sex tape, Mexican or Dominican, Question mark. Its not behind the scenes drama to simply state that there are less opportunities for Black Latina girls in Hollywood, those are the facts of structural racism. Brittany: That Sour Patch Kids are gummy bears that turn into drugs? 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Every single one of them is a pig except for Mr. Schue and Al RokerLike Gloria Steinem said A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. I was that kid at school for better or worse. Cosas malas! I'm so afraid of what everyone will say behind my back. Santana: I hate weddings and I Valentine's Day. Who cares if he's terrified of banks? I have hated you ever since the day I met you. I think that dwarf girlfriend of his is dragging down his rep. Yeah, earlier today Artie asked if he could make a gigantic omelet when Im done with the ostrich eggs Im smuggling in my bra. It means your boyfriend is full of crap, Hobbit. And frankly, being on the Cheerios isn't the same without you. No matter how rich, or famous or successful I become, when it comes to you, I'm always going to be that moon-eyed girl who freaked you out at a first glee rehearsal. Brittany: Not really. favorite Santana quote. You're gonna be okay. Wasn't it last week we were taking a bath together-wasn't that a date? Finn: The whole school already knows. You can buy one at the Party Store. Is this not generally understood to be the greatest song Glee ever recorded? The Glee funnyman adorably tinkled on a tiny piano, kicked his heels up in the air, and mugged for the camera. Rachel: Everybody knew about this but me? Santana: A star is a star, it doesn't matter where in the sky it shine. I just wanna be famous, plain and simple. Kurt: Can we talk about the giant elephant in the room? All of this vicious, underhanded crap has got to stop. I love you. No! I'm in love with myself, and I would never change a thing. Santana: Why would I do that? I'm smarter about other people than the both of you, you have to trust me. Mostly, though, the dialogue. Santana to Elliott about Kurt, A Katy or A Gaga. - Studocu Here is an example monologue one can utilize in Dr. Ganisin's class when presenting their solo performance glee written ryan murphy santana: maybe brittany and DismissTry Ask an Expert Ask an Expert Sign inRegister Sign inRegister Home Santana: I think I know how to make you feel better. You've been berating us for the better part of an hour. Every time you open your humongous mouth to do an impression or moisten an enormous stamp for a lazy giant, you take one step closer to everyone seeing that you are actually a dork. Maybe Blaine didn't wanna be with someone who looks like they just removed their top row of dentures every time they smile, or someone who doesn't dress like an extra out of one of Andy Dick's more elaborate wet dreams. Rory: Whoa. rainbow-colored ribbons attached to your hips, so you know what, maybe Brittany: There was a mouse in mine. Of course they have fake IDs. I want you to know me, who I really am. Glee is very concerned with this idea of the underdog. And Rachel Berry and Kurt Hummel are the shows most prominent underdogs. Santana: Shut your potato hole, I'm here to apologize. Brittany, maybe its just that you are utterly, utterly, intolerable. Santana, the bitchy cheerleader, certainly didnt originate as anything like an underdog and even as her character developed and she came out, she still was rarely written as such. You do play for another team.. you were on the Cheerios now you're only in the New Directions When it comes on you scream and you jump and you dance like a kid to this timeless and utterly perfect pop song. After I came out in college, I eased my way into openly talking about my attraction to women by talking about how much I loved Naya. Is a drug dealer! Santana: Okay, look believe what you want, but no one's forcing me to be here. The writers largely failed Santana in the later seasons, but her brief romance with Demi Lovatos Dani was the exception. They were trees falling in a forest and with nobody around to hear them, my desire often faded. Finn: Will you talk to me this time? Maybe two seasons, if that. If he doesnt get it then he doesnt deserve to have you as his campaign manager. You know, I'm honestly surprised you didn't re-enact what was clearly the formative event of your own teenage years and Sandusky the poor kid right there and then. Santanas entire story arc mirrored mine in so many ways. A thank you for being an unapologetic champion of this weird, wacky show. And I'm definitely sure that Tina's looked into getting an eye de-slanting. I don't want to hear any of this "We can't do it without her," because guess what? It was invented by breeders to sell cheap chocolate and false hope. Santana: Lets just keep this on point. The only reason why the New Directions beat the Troubletones at Sectionals is because that pervy clown judge was freaking high as a kite. like a lot of you guys, Ive been thinking so much about Naya & Santana and what they both meant to me all week, and then earlier tonight I think I realized something. Santana: You wanna have a duel? I came out to my mother about a month after Santana came out to her abuela. Santana: This is all YOUR fault! Santana: I would love for things to get physical. Santana (about Jesse), -The Power of Madonna. They were something to do. By our I mean my friends and I but probably you and your friends too. The kind of lesbians who would allow straight people to wrap themselves up in the cozy fantasy that gay people are just like them. Also, honestly, Santana would still be getting royalties off that thing. Here is Santana, this Caribea teenager, coming out to her abuela. In real life, that absolutely would have happened. I only watched Glee briefly. Santana: Okay, that's really funny. Im also incredibly appreciative of the care Naya expressed for her fans in interviews. in the Locker Room: On Fighting for Trans* Youth with Words as Weapons, The Fosters Episode 317 Recap: Trust No One, Art Attack! with a So why am I talking about this? Why are we playing this game? Like, a million awesome gay jokes just popped into my head. Her vocals in that song was *chefs kiss* and its just so hilarious. Theres a brief moment after Kurt is elected prom queen as a cruel joke that Santana rushes out of the room crying. Santana: Because you're a crazy evil bitch! Not only am I giving you full visitation rights to the set of rambunctious twins that live on my rib cage, you get the chance to show that pastry bag Finn that he cant mess with Sam Evans. This is our SONG. Did professor Patches teach you that one in between quickies on his office couch? Carl: You all have a hole to fill and I'm just trying to help fill it. Santana: You know..I blame Sam for all this..and Rachel too, I blame her. ". I'm clearly the hottest bitch in this lousy joint. Aren't you were paying. In my opinion, this scene/song is one of the most underrated of the Glee canon. Glee never shied away from making radical changes in characters or basic show universe elements without an explanation or any apparent logic, but they brought Santanas actual written history on the show and she wasnt originally written as gay to bear on her present. It will always be amazing to me that a show that I only seriously (obsessively) watched for three season could leave such an indelible mark on my psyche. Watch 10 of Naya Rivera's best performances as Santana Lopez on Fox's 'Glee.' . Ive tried so hard to push this feeling away and keep it locked inside, but every day just feels like a war. I mean, that special place where she lives? I mean, at some point I must have liked that you look like a taco addict who's had one too many back alley liposuctions. Thank you Naya. Santana and Puck imitating Finn and Rachel, The Substitute. obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes You look a little Jewish, right Rachel? I have known you both for years and I don't like either of you 90% of the time, in fact, your wide-eyed, Keane-painting approach to life makes my teeth hurt and my breasts ache with rage. Its hard to pick a favorite Santana solo, but I think its gotta be Songbird, for me, both for Santnas story arc and for Naya Riveras performance. How did that marriage work out for you. You look like an assless J-Lo. She was unapologetic ambition and talent. Maybe he got tired of watching you drape yourself on every piano you happen to pass to entertain exactly no one with, say, some song that Judy Garland choked on her tongue in the middle of or some sassy old Broadway standard made famous by another dead alcoholic crone. You know, we always were two ends of the same bitch-goddess spectrum. Santana: Sex is not dating. The first is horrible but predictable. Santana and Naya Rivera changed my life as a young brown queer and I will always be grateful. When Santana and Brittany take her song and flip the pronouns and wear the slinky tube dresses and wrap their curled hair in big bows and it rains glitter and are surrounded by cheerleaders, one of whom has a very alternative lifestyle haircut, and they want to dance with each other? Its just something thats always been inside of me and I really want to share it with you because I love you so much. You're what we call a "late in life gay." It was ordering my steps. looks like they just removed their top row of dentures every time they smile, Brittany: Yeah, come on, Quinn. How could my running mate win and I didnt? I felt like no one could possibly understand what I was going through when I was 16, and then, all of a sudden, there was Santana, reflecting my feelings back to me from my favorite TV show. Maybe that's why we love each other so much and slap each other. Unmatched sass and the best . Rachel: Don't get too comfortable, okay? Santana to Kurt and Rachel, Girls (and Boys) on Film. Naya, Im sorry the world took you for granted. Leprechaun, starring a young Jen Aniston, is my favorite movie. If you pivoted to, PEACHES TEES, ALL-STARS HATS, CLUB SODA SHIRTS AND MORE MERCH, LGBTQ Television Guide: What To Watch Now, The 50 Best Lesbian, Bisexual & Queer Movies Of All Time, a few words already on the coming out scene that resonated with me more than anything before or since. Quinn: Do you want me to slap you again? (bumps into him) Finn: Hey Santana! Thank you for giving me this space to remember Naya and Santana. For the LGBTQ+ community, Santana's storyline of coming to terms with her. Maybe I need someone who knows more than three dance moves:' the finger wag, the shoulder shimmy, and the one where you pretend to twirl to invisible rainbow-colored ribbons attached to your hips, so you know what, maybe that's why it didn't work out, maybe it has nothing to do with me and Brittany, maybe it's just that you are utterly, utterly, intolerable. Do you know where she keeps it? 13- Glee, Finn Hudson 14- Glee, Rachel Berry 15- Glee, Sue Sylvester . Look, I'm not ready to start eating jicama or get a flat top yet, either. Carl: I get that all the time. I will always be grateful to her for the major part she played in my coming out. Shes the star. All those in favor of voting Rachel down a second time? Santana: Now get out of my way please, afores I ends you. You know what happens in Lima Heights Adjacent? Santana to New Directions, Saturday Night Glee-ver. Santana: Nobody ever tells you anything because A) Your a blabbermouth and B) We all just pretend to like you. I like how you guys pretend to be all accepting about everything but when your friend suddenly shows up in your home, moves in and goes through all your stuff you're offended. I mean what was your big move then, a jumbotron that said, "Hey Terri! How does that sound? Some of it was mean-funny and her delivery there was always effortless. Santana: You can drill me any time. You're really not gonna tell me about the stick? We saw that throughout Kurt and Santanas extended coming outs and we couldve seen it more if Santana was given space to date and be her own character in the backhalf of the show. I want to think it was because it truly meant something. Wrong-Flower I have love for you. Santana: Wanky. Santana to Rachel, Extraordinary Merry Christmas, Will: Okay, come on ladies, it's not like this is the first time I've ever proposed. What Naya Rivera did to transform Fleetwood Macs Songbird is nothing short of magic. Hamburglar Finn is fine. Santana to Will, Blame It on the Alcohol. Your bizarre, psychosexual obsession with that Glee Club was disturbing from the first moment you stalked a nude student in the showers. Landslide is still my favorite Glee performance. The easter colored suburban mom clothes, the giant swing, the stock footage feeling of it all. Dave: None of your business, J Lo. I mean we won Regionals for the first time since dinosaurs ruling the planet and I still got a freakin' cherry icy facial. Okay, okay. Or maybe it Maybe that has something to do with it. Rachel: For the hundredth time, okay, if you keep making fun of Brody- Santana was first introduced in the Glee pilot as one of the popular cheerleaders, alongside Quinn Fabray (Dianna Agron) and Brittany Pierce (Heather Morris)and soon her character grew more . Finn: Because I love her and I don't want to hurt her. For me, she really was the true star of that show. Every day just feels like a war. Wooh! Heather said it best: I loved seeing Santana succeed. And two, they grant wishes. Quinn: Do you know what I hate? Shes beautiful, shes innocent, shes everything thats good in this miserable, stinking world. This is garbage. He was rude, patronising, and racist. Tons, just all up in there. Santana: As soon as we get to New York I'm bailing to live in a lesbian colony, or Tribeca. So thank you, Naya. Maybe he grew weary of dating a breathier more feminine Quinn Fabray. I meant, it's a Win-Win for me. Santana, Tina and Will, Silly Love Songs. But I didn't know what she was gonna do with it. Im still feeling sad and angry. Santana, Quinn and Brittany, The Purple Piano Project. Quinn: You guys are such suckers for going back to Sue Sylvester. What I realized What I realized is why I'm such a bitch all the time. I accept that about you. didnt work out because youre a judgmental little geroniphile (?) His hair's already starting to grow back. Will: [stands up] Santana. Sweet. I dont know how! And so we decided to grieve her passing the only way we really know how: by watching and writing about television. (Will asks about Christmas tree) Will: And the ornaments? Santana to Quinn about Marley and Kitty, Thanksgiving. 2021-22, Piling Larang Akademik 12 Q1 Mod4 Pagsulat Ng Memorandum Adyenda at Katitikan ng Pulong ver3, Kami Export - Athan Rassekhi - Unit 1 The Living World AP Exam Review, Leadership class , week 3 executive summary, I am doing my essay on the Ted Talk titaled How One Photo Captured a Humanitie Crisis https, School-Plan - School Plan of San Juan Integrated School, SEC-502-RS-Dispositions Self-Assessment Survey T3 (1), Techniques DE Separation ET Analyse EN Biochimi 1. We humanize terrible white men in our society in large part because white men are often the only people we humanize in our stories. I was coming out around the same time she was, I was falling in love and having my heart broken right around then, too. When my mother asked what the sound was, I said I was practicing bird calls. You know, I just wanted to say that, I thought that you blew that song outta the water, and, totally nailed the assignment. I ordered shrimp! Santana: In theory. I love Santanas relationship with Brittany because obviously Brittana 4 Ever, but I also love how Santana is able to be vulnerable with Brittany in a way she wouldnt be with anyone else. Santana: I really hope that's not one of the requirements for Regionals because with Berry and those tights, we don't stand a chance. (sings in background) It sucked. Its pure joy and when I think of Naya Rivera as Santana Lopez what I feel is joy. With who's vagina? I won't tell Lauren to look out for poachers who might might mistake her for the endangered white rhino. But you know what? Naya Rivera, who played Glee's resident mean girl Santana Lopez, recently spilled some tea in her new book Sorry Not Sorry: Dreams, Mistakes, and Growing Up. Cant I just have one night where Im queen?. (Points at kid)bye. Dave: I think I can take a couple of queers and a girl. Brittany: Wait, isn't this a date? She's dating Jesse. That's what I thought, right? Just with bigger stakes. It'll be great for my image and Coach Sylvester will totally promote me to Head Cheerleader. Ive often described that while watching this scene I wept, which is true. Brittany: He's really not. I cant hear this song without thinking of the dozens of slow-mo gif sets circulating on Tumblr of Brittany and Santana circling each other, and I also cant hear it without breaking out in chills all over my body, from my toes to my brain. I think about that scene all the time. Where Im accepted?. I refused to go because Ive always been a big soccer gay. I loved seeing her happy. Santana: What did you just say to her? It was such an impactful moment in my life, despite not being particularly relevant to the plot of the show. I love Brittana, but one of the best parts of Glee is that unlike a lot of other shows its queer characters queerness was not reliant on one other person. Naya absolutely slayed that scene and it has stuck with me ever since. While theres nothing Id love more than having two pretty ponies serenade me, I think wed get further staging a gel-ervention for Blaine than singing lady music, Santana to Kurt and Blaine, I Kissed a Girl, I love girls the way that Im supposed to feel about boys. Sam: I'm Sam. My private feelings. Quinn: (scoffs) Whatever. I never understood why, why any girl would choose a stupid boy. Until, like Santana, I did. It learned me two things. Lumps, let me just say out loud what everyone here is thinking. Wherever your soul is, thank you. Guppy face, trouty mouth. You are not my principal. On the surface, the lyrics themselves arent really even specifically relevant to her situation, but in a way they are on a general level these are words that express a desire to control the uncontrollable, a concern that what you want could slip from your grasp so quickly. Thank you, Naya, for all of the knockout moments you gave us. Gay marriage had only recently become legalized in New York State, and DOMA had yet to be struck down nationwide. Santana: Yes, we can. You can't make fun of Finn anymore. She nearly breaks her face in two because she knows, she really knows, that she did it. Santana to Rachel about her opening night, Opening Night. QUARANTINE MADE ME MONOLOGUE!Aspiring Actor/Singer Tommy Ratkiewicz-Stierwalt, releases covers every Monday, Wednesday and Friday! But I'm all alone, stuck here with you. I remember early in my coming-out-to-myself period I was hooking up with a girl in relative secrecy for reasons irrelevant right now, but it was strange to me how easily I kept the secret and kept wanting to do it. Okay, wait hold up! Here she goes, making me regret voting for her. Jane Lynch's niece, Megan Doyle, who was an assistant/PA, also mentioned Naya knowing monologues by . 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