Here are good christian jokes you can use anytime and anywhere. What did God's people say when food fell from Heaven? Amen. Copyright JollyNotes.com - All Rights Reserved. How did Jacob cheer on his grandson? Funny Christian Jokes #1 Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered greatly. Answer: Mule-tide greetings. Pamela Rose Williams is a wife, mother and grandmother. - John Newton. What kind of lighting did Noah have onboard the ark? It had been years since he had gotten a good night's sleep. The boy replied, I dont think Ill be there You dont even know your way to the post office. Judges, 9. Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the LORD thy God [is] with thee whithersoever thou goest. 12. 50. 17. ~~~, It is said that Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon. Priest: In that case you may keep it yourself. We fear men so much, because we fear God so little. said the monkey, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my Confessor: Would you like to accept it, Father? 112. Who is the patron saint of poverty? He has kept you thus far; trust Him for the rest of the way. What did Jonah's family say when he told them about what happened before reaching Nineveh? Let us approach these days expecting to see the goodness of the Lord manifest. ~ Joyce Meyer, And if you think that anybody is going to frighten me, you dont know me yet. 13. 7. Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait. 107. What types of boats do believers want to go on? "Is he a member of your Why didnt Noah ever go fishing? I have within me the great pope, self. He took the bag upstairs to his room, opened the closet and placed the package in the farthest, darkest corner. at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'? When Mary found out she was pregnant, what did she say? 2 Jokes about Fear: Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light . 30. Enjoy! A man had need to fear this most of all that he fears not at all. The priest says, "Tell me of your sins, my son.". On the side of his head. Dear Jesus, he wrote. ~ Thomas Brooks, Faith, which is trust, and fear are opposite poles. It is Hebrewized. A married couple 126. He broke all 10 commandments at once. ~~~. Since then, neither and I wanted to stay with you guys. Discipleship and worship. What kind of car does Jesus typically drive? You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving. Ham. ~~~. Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight . For three days they walked. The LGBTQ- because they will cancel each other. How would you rate Jaels camping skills? Because they have mass. "Hello, is this Father O'Malley?" Quotes. The boy thought a moment and then said, What's a believer's favorite fruit? I am your father, Jesus. Answer: He knew there was something fishy about it. Which king liked to do things on his own? Because Noah was always standing on the deck. I have a deep-seated fear of running water. What's a miracle that can be done by a complainer? All my favorite TV shows are the most popular ones, and the music I listen to is listened to by millions. Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday! So, what did the Jew have to say to the Gentile? Christian One liners as well as Christian Short Jokes and Stories are featured (and always welcome:)!). What do you get if you cross a Jehovahs Witness and a Unitarian? Have a good laugh with these hilariously funny clean jokes! #59 - 50. How do you make Holy Water? Therapist: I think you might be getting carried away. Halo, halo, halo! We feel a thousand deaths in fearing one, but the (the Christian) cured of the disease of fearing. Fear of man is the enemy of the fear of the Lord. When he saw her pull out her bible he gave a little chuckle and went back to what he was. ~ Amy Carmichael, Negative minds full of fear and doubt produce negative lives, which can ultimately destroy your life. What did Adam say when he was asked about his favorite holiday? 16. Where was Solomon's Temple located? If you fear God, you really need fear nothing else. Ancestors. French tradition spuriously claims that she evangelized Provence (southeastern France) and spent her last 30 years in an Alpine cavern. 48. There are things which a man is afraid to tell even to himself, and every decent man has a number of such things stored away in his mind. Answer: The area around the Jordan where the banks kept overflowing. 4. What do donkeys send out near Christmas?Mule-tide greetings. Click here for more information. I could never ever keep that promise. !!! The nuns from the Convent of the Immaculate Conception were on a day trip when their bus went off the road, plunged over a cliff and they were all killed. The son replied, I do know! Tent out of tent. Accepting what the Bible teaches, trusting in, The cheerful Christian jokes will have you sharing the, 57. 15. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. 127. They are brought before the tribal leader. God has been good and He will continue to manifest His goodness. I will not fear, for you are ever with me, and you will never leave me to face my perils alone. A husband and wife are out diving one day in deep open waters when they became separated. We reject the lie that insists God is our enemy. 45. The Muslim says "yes, that does seem to be quick. Worship and discipleship. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day . "We Noah guy.". were on the way to church service, Which Bible character was super-fit? Resource Scripture quotations are from The Holy Bible, King James Version, Tagged as: ~ Rick Warren, The worst evils of life are those which do not exist except in our imagination. Amos. Cruelty is a tyrant that's always attended with fear. One man stepped forward. and they had determined that the child should not be named until after it was born, so that they could meet it and make the name based on that first magical moment. 179. 23. Enjoyed This Post? Fear. The fear of man pushes us to perform for man's approval rather than according to God's directives. The best way to study the Bible is to luke unto it. 94. 45. Yes, the Lord will bring conviction to our hearts concerning sin, but it is so He can deliver us from sin's power and consequences. Your mother ate us out of house and home! Through trade, invasions and conquest, the Aramaic language had spread far afield by the 7th century B.C., and would become the lingua franca in much of the Middle East. ~ Corrie Ten Boom, How very little can be done under the spirit of fear. Source: www.pinterest.com. The Tailors Hymn Holy, Holy, Holy Its the eve of Christmas! Whats the best way to study the Bible? Trust the Lord to give you the power to overcome fear. will help you." ~ Proverbs 1:7, Fear thou not; for I [am] with thee: be not dismayed; for I [am] thy God: I will strengthen thee; yea, I will help thee; yea, I will uphold thee with the right hand of my righteousness. What size was the lumber that was made to build the ark? The fearful are caught as often as the bold. Why did Adam and Eve do math every day? What did the family members say when asked who would say grace? How do pastors like their orange juice? How does Moses make his coffee? Fear visits everyone. The prophets. 85. He delivered the silent treatment. We shall be quiet from the fear of evil, for no threatenings of evil can penetrate into the high tower of God. 1. 5. Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Fear, A young man tells his Mom he's gay A young man decides that the upcoming holiday is a good time to tell his Mom that he's gay. Answer: As long as he was Abel. In grief we know the worst of what we feel, But who can tell the end of what we fear? ~ Charles Spurgeon. Yes, but He prefers "fruits of the spirit" to "religious nuts!". 190. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. What do we have that Adam never had? Christian One liners as well as Christian Short Jokes and Stories are featured (and always welcome:)!). Nope, just an apple. Anyone can honk. Johnny asked his mom, Whered he come from? He came from heaven, Johnny. Johnny responded: Wow! She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: Stop! Give me Phi-lemon!, 79. 44. We come to believe He is our Helper in the healing of our souls! He thought he saw a job. ~~~, A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, I know what the Bible means! Bethlehem lies 10 kilometres south of the city of Jerusalem, in the fertile limestone hill country of the Holy Land. What did Jonah's family say when he told them about what happened before reaching Nineveh? The next day, the card turned up in the collection plate. Even my name is one of the most, Who lives at 324 3rd st. Los Angeles. What did he get from the ducks? The first said, "I built a big house for Mom." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes Benz." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. The Shoppers Hymn Sweet Bye and Bye 7. Finding Joy & Staying Joyful 12 Practical Tips The warden lets them choose the method. 28 Chuck Norris Jokes. 32. This joke was told to me 20 years ago by a friend of my Dads. A Christler. Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. Finally, the preacher took out his card, wrote out Revelation 3:20 on the back of it, and stuck it in the door. Confessor: Thank you, Father. 163. Daddy, what happened to him? the son asked. The cheerful Christian jokes will have you sharing the peace and passing the laughs to others during church, not simply before Bible study! There are two stories of how God created it which are found at the beginning of the book of Genesis in the Bible. Where was Solomons Temple located? ~~~, A Baker was asked to print 1 John 4:18 on a wedding cake. the mother responds, you are going to church and i'll tell you three reasons why. Which Bible character had no parents? Yuck! Carlos listened with fear in his heart. 173. Dont let fear cripple you. I wish you were Jewish., 40. What is a salesmans favorite Scripture passage? ******************************** Why did the unemployed man get excited while reading his Bible? He was sadly nearly crushed by the tractors wheels when he fell out of the cab, and the experience so traumatised him. It soothes his sorrows, heals his wounds, and drives away his fear. What did David have in common with Hamilton? These religious jokes are (sacra)ment to make you grin for what might seem like an eternity, and bring some laughter (and possible good-natured head shaking) to your day. "Well," Why did Moses cross the Red Sea? What did the pastor say to a man with Twitter addiction? 15. "Good," We hope this article on Christian jokes has been enlightening band fun. What is a missionarys favorite vehicle? She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again. 108. Do you know your hymns? 119. 106. What do you call a sleepwalking nun? Whats a believers favorite fruit? Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump. People waved palm branches as Jesus entered Jerusalem because they were fond. Eucharist. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my marriage." Visiting Pastor A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. David rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep. story, the children were asked to draw some picture that would illustrate the Answer: A critical Mass. 195. Quackers. What did Adam say the day before Christmas? How do you know that atoms are Catholic? He that has his trust set upon God does not need to dread anything except the weakening or the paralyzing of that trust. There are many talented Christian comedians out today and their sense of humor truly comes from God. "I'd prefer a house with no den.". "If you ask God to help you not misbehave, He Answer: Its Christmas, Eve! After sitting coolly through the meal, avoiding eye contact, she quietly excuses herself without explanation. As she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. Which Bible Character is a locksmith? Pamela Rose has written 407 articles on What Christians Want To Know! 70. 23. 5. The child was. 24. "Well give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic!". "Do you know a Ted Houlihan?" Fear Jokes. 161. It happened. Bobby was prompt with his explanation. Answer: German Shepherds. 86. Who in the Bible knew the most people? Fear God and you'll have nothing else to fear. Why couldn't Jonah trust the ocean? A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. 153. HYMNAL JOKES Enjoy :)! One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . We Noah guy., 76. Why couldnt Jonah trust the ocean? Tractors. 189. Who was the great babysitter mentioned in the Bible? In the 184. 8. Finally, the boy replied, "He is" What is a dentists favorite hymn? Mary Had a, 157. When the disciples sneeze, what do they say? 18. Funny Christian Pick up Lines 21 Best Christian Pickup Lines "Did he donate $10,000 to the Christian Jokes Persistence A group of seminary students gathered in the chapel one day as the dean challenged them to NOT pray for a large church because of the stress, problems and worries that go with it. Any time we open ourselves up to fear, we fall prey to his deceptions and intimidations. 165. What did Joseph tell Mary? 164. 1st John 4:18 (ESV) reads There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear. What do you call a Catholic service thats especially important? Are you ready for some faith-filled fun? 171. Yet, if we submit our hearts to God and stand in faith, we can resist those first fearful thoughts. The chains of love are stronger than the chains of fear. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb. remember that Moses started out as a basketcase Some people show kindness, politeness, and sweet spirit until you try to sit in their pews Many people desire to serve God, but only as advisers The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose. She's nervous during the examination, fearing that she may be pregnant. It was addressed, 'Dad'. Weak Christians are afraid of the shadow of the cross. The Negro needs the white man to free him from his fears. How strange this fear of death is! Did eve ever have a date with Adam? What's a Christian's favorite card game?Eucharist. Whats the difference between Catholic and Christian? What did Daniel tell his real estate agent? 31. Which Bible character is a locksmith? Answer: Hebrews it. Scroll down for lots more, eg "Out of the Mouth of Babes", "Hymnal Jokes", plus links to even more collections of Very Funny Christian jokes. It is not my aim to introduce doubts and fears into your mind; no, but I do hope self-examination may help to drive them away. 6. Famous Amos. It is good to remind ourselves that the will of God comes from the heart of God and that we need not be afraid. You must move against it with the weapons of faith and love. It soothes his sorrows, heals his wounds, And drives away his fear. Youre the Manasseh!, 60. 160. 116. Instead He gives us what we need to overcome fear He gives us power and love and a sound mind (2 Timothy 1:7). "Hmm, sounds fishy. Habakkuk. If Mary is the mother of Jesus, and Jesus is the Lamb of God, Does that mean Mary had a giggle lamb? Enjoy Many Great Clean Jokes, Christian Joke of the day, Clean Joke of the Day. What is the best way to study the Bible? Pharaohs daughter went down to the Bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. congregation?" Heres a copy of the service, he said impatiently. "Hmm, sounds fishy." 2. An emergency notice it sent out to evacuate the town in anticipation of major flooding. You dial the number and it rings and rings but nobody answers. being carefully explained in the children's Sunday School class. What did Adam say to Eve when handing her something to wear? The word Hindu is an exonym, and while Hinduism has been called the oldest religion in the world, many practitioners refer to their religion as Santana Dharma. 55. Hydrophobia is fear of water. When man's terror scares you, turn your thoughts to the wrath of God. upvote downvote report And if you think that anybody is going to frighten me, you don't know me yet. It is that feeling inside of you that causes you to sometimes doubt good decisions, neglect to follow through on commitments and even become physically ill. The 5 are: 1) Uniqueness of Jesus (Virgin Birth) Oct 7; 2) One God (The Trinity) Oct 14; 3) Necessity of the Cross (Salvation) and 4) Resurrection and Second Coming are combinded on Oct 21; 5) Inspiration of Scripture Oct 28. As we yield to God we can master our reactions to fear and the enemy will soon flee. The Realtors Hymn Ive Got a Mansion Just over the Hilltop Is there anything breakable in here? asked the postal clerk. Yup, the Bible says the disciples were all in one Accord. Out of the Mouth of Babes Enjoy :)! The daughter bowed her head and said, What did Zachariah do when he and Elizabeth had disagreements? Answer: He knew a Lot. 52. 67. Ive circled this block for 10 years. It seemed like a giant ordeal. 109. A man walks inside the clinic and says **"Doctor, I have lost my taste buds. The little boy shifts in his seat, but still doesnt answer. What time of the day was Adam created? Asked the Would you like to say the blessing?. Solomon. Billy paused and thought for a moment and said, "I think she had a bicycle.". But religion, and the beliefs that accompany it, can also lend itself to good, clean humor. While on an excursion on the amazon river deep in the jungle three explorers are surrounded and captured by a tribe of cannibals. 88. Suppose this should happen, or suppose that should happen; what could we do; how could we bear it? After all, accepting what the Bible says, trusting in God's plan, and believing in Christ's death and resurrection all directly impact how Christians live. Samson he brought the house down. The parents drop off the youngest and go home, promising to return to get him soon. Was it notarized?. How do you make Holy Water? Laugh some more: The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up . 159. God implanted fear in the soul as truly as He implanted hope or courage. God will fill Job's mouth with Laughter Job 8:21 "He will yet fill your mouth with laughter, and your lips with shouting." In this passage, Job has already and is still suffering from the loss of his loved ones and properties. 60. I am over 18. 148. Why did Adam and Eve do math every day? Really? ~~~, A little boy was overheard praying: 137. When Zachariah and Elizabeth disagreed, what did he do? The Doctors Hymn The Great Physician, And for those who speed on the highway a few hymns: He only had two worms. 13. 11. 24. Laughter is an important part of life and when it is coupled with Christian comedians you are bound to be rolling on the floor! ~ Florence Nightingale, If my attitude be one of fear, not faith, about one who has disappointed me; if I say, Just what I expected, if a fall occurs, then I know nothing of Calvary love. Here are some of our favorite Christian jokes for the family. A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water. The pastor is starting to get angry at the boys refusal to converse and practically shouts Where is God? 63. Joke has 82.93 % from 79 votes. Mosquitoes come close, though. The married doctor begged her to keep it a secret and asked her to keep away from public eye. They were told to be fruitful and multiply. What is a mathematicians favorite Bible book? should make the coffee and the husband asked her where it said that. The arrrrrrk.. One-liner Christian jokes are as follows; Do not let your worries overwhelm you. jokes4all.net /fear.html 147 28. Whats a Christians favorite card game? Because they misheard us say warship.. What time of day was Adam created? Why is Samson considered the best comedian in the Bible? Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the childs shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring. You think normal dad jokes are groan-worthy? What did Jonahs family say when he told them about what happened before reaching Nineveh? Fear imprisons, faith liberates; fear paralyzes, faith empowers; fear disheartens, faith encourages; fear sickens, faith heals; fear makes useless, faith makes serviceable. Tithe if you love Jesus! During the service, the minister paused and said, Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and we need $4,000 more. Perhaps you are afraid of losing your job, of developing cancer or being left by your spouse. Please endeavor to share this article with family and friends. said the pleased mother. Great is the difference betwixt a man's being frightened at, and humbled for his sins. Jesus name in Hebrew was Yeshua which translates to English as Joshua. 188. I just always feel they are up to something, Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. Men love everything but righteousness and fear everything but God. 41. ****************************** Which Bible character had no parents?Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1). Have a wonderfully blessed, stress-free, productive, and joyful day! I have never once feared the devil, but I tremble every time I enter the pulpit. Answer: You take some regular water and boil the devil out of it. The Doctor replies **"Don't worry. On the side of his head. Your mother ate us out of house and home! What did Adam say the day before Christmas? 27. tidy, would I get into heaven? He says he will talk to the boys, but only one at a time. and was sent to his room. "I asked Him Share It With A Friend: Christian Humor Quotes, One Liners & Jokes 7 Funny Christian Humor Jokes, Funny Christian Pick up Lines 21 Best Christian Pickup Lines, Funny Bible Verses, Quotes & Scriptures in the Bible, Finding Joy & Staying Joyful 12 Practical Tips, Happy Words, Pretty Words Words & Phrases That Make You Smile , Get Daily Bible Verses Email - Inspirational Daily Devotional, Inspiration for Joyful Living - Daily Christian Inspiration. Encouragement Change. So, when it's a time to enjoy and laugh, don't be afraid to laugh out loud! the children all answered. There are those who wake up in the morning and say, Good morning, Lord, and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, Good Lord, its morning!, There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: I have good news and bad news. But did you know that the Bible tells us that God hath not given us the spirit of fear? What did Adam say when he was asked his favorite holiday? Which minor prophet is well-known thanks to cookies? Nurse, pls give him the blue bottle."**. If a man has the one, he can scarcely have the other in vigorous operation. Soul food served here. Immediately, panic set in. Joseph because he served in the pharaohs court. Fear is a self imposed prison that will keep you from becoming what God intends for you to be. Which nursery song would Jesus have heard the most? How would you rate Jael's camping skills? At one house, it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the door even though the preacher knocked several times. ~ Max Lucado, How sweet the name of Jesus sounds, In a believers ear! Answer: was a 1st-century Jewish man of Nazareth who, according to the canonical Gospels, was married to Mary, the mother of Jesus, and was the legal father of Jesus. Joseph was a 1st-century Jewish man of Nazareth who, according to the canonical Gospels, was married to Mary, the mother of Jesus, and was the legal father of Jesus. She gets off at 6, He thought he'd been really clever in hiring a crooked accountant who was deaf and dumb. As long as he was Abel. Email. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him, and he with me. 59. 78. Just say what you hear Mommy say, the wife answered, smiling. "It is" Q: Why do they say 'Amen' Search Inspirational, Motivational, Uplifting & Encouraging Bible Verses, Scriptures, Quotes, Passages, Devotionals, Stories & Sayings: Getting to know God Want To Help? When I was about 9 years old, I accompanied my father to the funeral of a friend of his, someone who I didn't even know. 11. God nor Man has rested. Answer: Sunday School. 8. 133. Who was the greatest moneyman in the Bible? 46. 49. Which book of the major prophets is the easiest to understand?EZekiel. What is a missionarys favorite kind of car? A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck. garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?""NO!" Fear is something that can paralyze even the bravest of souls. Answer: He rocked Goliath to sleep. Check out:- 200+ funny jokes for kids- 101 corny jokes- 101 funny one-liners- Best knock knock jokes for kids. 114. ~~~, *** didn't ask Him to help me not misbehave," said Johnny. The teacher Which Bible character was the best musician? 29. Salome has been treated unfairly throughout history. Moses broke all 10 commandments at once! What do they call pastors in Germany? It (can) actually change the course of another person's day, week, or life. it's public speaking. Take it or leaf it.. When someone needed a boat made, what did the people in town say? "Aye, Captain, I know how ~~~, A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. 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